I want a penguin. Not a real penguin, but one from the magical world of Penguindrum that will behave in my image and be super cute and cuddly and adorable. I will now write a manifesto about why I deserve a penguin and why you should help me convince Josh that I deserve one.
Reason 1: I deserve a penguin because…I don’t need a reason.
Reason 2: If you get me a penguin I will spend less time harassing you while you’re trying to watch anime or play video games.
Reason 3: Getting me a penguin will give me an incentive to write a real post instead of nonsense filler posts because I’m lazy.
Reason 4: I’ll stop writing stupid reasons if you just get me a goddamned penguin.
Reason 5: It’s probably a bad idea to get me a penguin since I have yet to keep a single pet alive for any reasonable amount of time.
Reason 6: Penguin.
If anyone is currently taking requests, I also want the crab from League of Legends, but Josh knows that already ;).